today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
i saw hell with my own eyes
When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!